Friday, May 23, 2008

"Came in from a rainy Thursday,
On the avenue..."

Hi,

A bit of a whimsical post this evening.... :-)

On certain day of the month, a group of men will be thinking about less than typical male behaviour. They'll be thinking about putting an outfit together. Will this go with that? Is it too warm or too cold? In the early evening they'll be running a bath or shower before a slow and very thorough shave. A bag will be packed and they'll make their way to a community centre in north Nottingham, but this is no shirt & tie or sports event.

Hello's will be said, smiles given before they retire to a room to change. Mirrors will be set out, control-ware is put on (Ed: no bumps where there shouldn't be), tights pulled on and slowly a new outfit assembled from the suitcase or carry-all. A top, a skirt, a dress or trousers. Suit or jeans. Flats or heels.

Minutes will pass as make-up is delicately applied and a new face will take shape. Tape, silicon and padding gives a cleavage, hips and fuller backside. Shoes unlike any man's will be stepped into, the heels tipping their posture and altering the walk. No more power strides.

Finally, and perhaps the tranny crown itself, a wig will be combed, worn and teased into position. A final look in the compact and they're ready for the evening itself. Inside their heads, a switch will be thrown and for a few hours they can - somewhat ironically - be themselves.

Later on the process will be undone. First to go will be the wig and to many of them, marks the start of the cliche: the beginning of the end. All traces of make-up will be gone and clothes will be lovingly packed away for another time. Smiles and waves will be given and everyone will go back to their everyday lives. They could be your next door neighbour, your work mate, your brother, your boss, your kid's teacher... even your husband. Trannys: they are both everywhere and nowhere.

Today's lyric: Ordinary World by Duran Duran.

8 comments:

  1. Haven't a clue what you're on about. ;)

    Have a great bank holiday weekend!

    Rach

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  2. I'm with Rachel, though were I there I think my Nikon and I could have a very good time!

    Here it's Memorial Day weekend; I gather there it's a holiday as well! May yours be wonderful!

    alan

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  3. Rachel > Methinks the lady doth protest too much :-)

    As to the weekend - you too chuck!

    Alan > I think your Nikon should be kept well away until the finished product is ready. The part finished product is not good.

    Have a good weekend too!

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  4. ...... and the "before" product in my case is nothing short of scary.

    Actually, the after product scares the horses too! 8-D

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  5. scares the horses too

    LOL. I keep a select of my rejected photos to keep the kids away from the fire.

    "Daddy, who's that witchy women with the funny hair?" :D

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  6. Eeek!!!

    I was with you in that changing room on Thursday......s'pose it's my fault cos I should have knocked before coming in (so to speak)

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  7. As I intended...!

    :o)

    Of course there is no process that can save me!

    alan

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  8. Tina > Yes but we were both facing opposite directions! :)

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